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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.


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Dec. 17th, 2001 06:14 pm (UTC)
heheheh ... been awhile since i heard that song :P
Dec. 17th, 2001 08:00 pm (UTC)
Oh good.. someone take Paul out of his misery ;)
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