A burrito is not a sandwich, court rules
Dancing eunuchs taxing red-faced shopkeepers
The last one is my favorite.
The new shock strategy, in which sari-clad and heavily made up eunuchs accompany officials on their rounds of crowded shopping areas in a country notorious for tax evasion and non-payment, has been declared a success.
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Also known as hijras, they are widely feared and move around towns and cities in groups and demand money on occasions such as marriage or the birth of a child. They are believed to have occult powers.
Obviously, they don't have firearms laws there....