“I just found out there's such a thing as chicken fries.
I think now that the coolest possible meal ever would be french fries <em>and</em> chicken fries scrambled up so you could not tell the difference. You'd have to grab each one of the fries bite in, and be like "Oh, this is a chicken fry," and "WOO! That one's a french fry."
And perhaps they could add other fries, because that would be neat. I just felt like saying that, because it's important.”