Congratulations to
Some people might have thought it in bad taste to roast marshmallows over the embers, but I've always been one to make the best of a bad situation.
And I didn't realize I'd say the things I did at the reception. Silly me for drinking heavily before hand. I mean, why do you think I fell into the candles afterall? I'm lucky I didn't burst into flames myself!
Don't worry, your family will talk to me eventually.
And the prank gone wrong, again I apologize. I did pay the farmer for the vet bills on the horse. That may not be enough, but it should be a good start. I gave him my phone number so you wouldn't even have to deal with it directly.
Oh, and in the event all goes well, well, forget I said all this. 8-)