I can see now.
Whatever the numbers mean, I'm -4.00 in one eye, and -4.25 in the other.
Oh, and ladymace got some too. They're hot. She now has to wear them all the time too, because her eyes evidently got a LOT worse since the last time we went to the optometrist about 5 years ago.
The eye doctor was trying to get me to get laser surgery on my eyes. I was like HAHAHAHAAHA OH FUCK NO WILL I EVER LET A COMPUTER SHOOT LASERS INTO MY EYE.
She said only 1% ever had issues.
I said I'm always the 1% on fucking everything, and computers hate me.