Paul Timmins (noweb4u) wrote,
Paul Timmins
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ESR gets a recruitment letter from Microsoft.

hah, oh man.
http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?p=208


I’d thank you for your offer of employment at Microsoft, except that it indicates that either you or your research team (or both) couldn’t get a clue if it were pounded into you with baseball bats. What were you going to do with the rest of your afternoon, offer jobs to Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds? Or were you going to stick to something easier, like talking Pope Benedict into presiding at a Satanist orgy?

.......

But I must thank you for dropping a good joke on my afternoon. On that hopefully not too far distant day that I piss on Microsoft’s grave, I sincerely hope none of it will splash on you.
Cordially yours, Eric S. Raymond


Read the whole thing. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.
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