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According to ludacris' song, he has "hoes" in every area code. I ask ludacris to represent this statement with facts. According to his song, he has hoes in the following area codes:
502, 770, 404, 718, 202, 901, 305, 312, 313, 215, 803, 757, 410, 504, 972, 713, 314, 201, 212, 213, 916, 415, 704, 206, 808, 216, 702, 414, 317, 214, 281, 334, 205, 318, 601, 203, 804, 402, 301, 904, 407, 850, 708, 502
(A total of 43 area codes)

This places his hoes in the following states:
AL, CA, CT, DC, FL, GA, HI, IL, IN, KY, LA, MD, MI, MO, MS, NC, NE, NJ, NV, NY, OH, PA, SC, TN, TX, VA, WA, WI
(A total of 28 states)

There is a total of 332 allocated area codes in the north american numbering plan, which includes the US, Canada, and the Carribean.
Thus I counter, despite his boasting, he doesn't even come close to having a ho in every area code.
Hell, he doesn't even have a ho in every state.

So represent, ludacris. What other area codes do you have hoes in?

(So yes, you now know what happens when you have alot of experience in perl, a database of every exchange in the north american numbering plan, and free time on your hands.)

Comments

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thegreatdoogie
Sep. 11th, 2002 01:01 am (UTC)
I've this hilarious image of Paul-one of the whitest white boys on the planet, calling out Ludacris-"LIAR!!!! You lie, boy!" god help us all....lol :-P
noweb4u
Sep. 11th, 2002 02:38 am (UTC)
yea, he has hoes in about 10% of all area codes.
dankaye
Sep. 11th, 2002 06:29 am (UTC)
Yeah, if he were a REAL playa he's have ho's in every NPA/NXX

Or is that old skool telco hiphop?
noweb4u
Sep. 11th, 2002 06:36 am (UTC)
I agree. We need to inform the rap community of the importance of recieving a booty call from at least every ratecenter, if not every exchange.
denisbaldwin
Sep. 11th, 2002 06:13 am (UTC)
heh.. this is worse than my "Still Fly" examination ;)
noweb4u
Sep. 11th, 2002 06:24 am (UTC)
Yea, you didn't write perl scripts to parse an HTML document, an then another to query a database to get your information.

The funniest part is this took me under 10 minutes to do. Scary, isn't it?
denisbaldwin
Sep. 11th, 2002 06:30 am (UTC)
You are the man like that.
darkcube
Sep. 11th, 2002 01:43 pm (UTC)
but not quite as bad as this.


:)
noweb4u
Sep. 11th, 2002 04:04 pm (UTC)
haha, indeed
(Anonymous)
Sep. 13th, 2002 10:07 am (UTC)
false claim?
I never thought that his lyrics ever in fact claimed that he had hoes in ALL area codes. Just in DIFFERENT area codes.

-Adamk
noweb4u
Sep. 13th, 2002 04:56 pm (UTC)
Re: false claim?
In the end his lyrics claim he's got hoes in every area code.
(Anonymous)
Sep. 13th, 2002 06:27 pm (UTC)
Re: false claim?
Perhaps then he felt it only necessary to list off a portion of the actual entire sample? I suppose if that was the case he could have just blurted them out hyper-fast toward the end to clear up any ambiguities. I'd be really impressed if he could rattle off EVERY area code, even the international ones, in the normal time allotted for a single song. Maybe that task would be better handled by the Micromachine Man.
noweb4u
Sep. 13th, 2002 08:17 pm (UTC)
Re: false claim?
indeed, however he could have at least listed area codes in different states.
Plus, he's a rapper. He could have listed one a second (his current rate) for about 3 minutes. That would have listed everything.

Wait, are you Ludacris?
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