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I just came up with a new word you are mandated to use when in polite company and describing phone sex or cybersex. "Telecoitus". You can use it in reference to an act in progress, like "Telecoital", etc.

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jayj79
Dec. 15th, 2006 06:15 am (UTC)
do you find yourself discussing telecoitus with polite company often?

I guess I'm old fashioned, I just talk about the weather.
"sure is hot and wet today, isn't it"
wait, guess that works for both
noweb4u
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
Yes, I discuss it all the time.
mynameisnotreal
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
Yes, all the time... With chicks named "Bambie" and "Gretchen"....
tommydiablo
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:18 pm (UTC)
So I can refer to call waiting as telecoitus interruptus?
noweb4u
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:19 pm (UTC)
it's not only permitted, it's encouraged.
tommydiablo
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
Score!
tygerdsebat
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:45 pm (UTC)
I've always quite enjoyed the term "teledildonics" but that's more for the "VR" type of telecoitus.
noweb4u
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
haha yea, I've heard of that one. I still laugh every time I hear it.
mynameisnotreal
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
I'll make sure to tell erinsfantasy all about it...
noweb4u
Dec. 16th, 2006 02:30 am (UTC)
I fully encourage this!
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