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Fireworks

Dear car alarm retards,
nobody is going to steal your car during the fireworks.
Love,
Paul

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tommydiablo
Jun. 29th, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
If I were going to steal a car (which I never would), I would do it during something like a fireworks display when people expect car alarms to go off.
noweb4u
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:15 am (UTC)
If I were going to steal one, I'd just walk up, set it off, and then look wildly embarassed and say "my keys are in the car". Then I'd enlist the help of nearby folk to help me figure out how to get in it, and they'd wave at me as I walked by.

Nobody listens to alarm systems anymore. They're meaningless.
niteshad
Jun. 29th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
Personally, I pay a quite a bit of attention to GM car alarms, for obvious reasons.

noweb4u
Jun. 29th, 2006 04:38 pm (UTC)
Yea, but what would you do if it went off?
noweb4u
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:15 am (UTC)
err s/walked by/drove away/
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