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Dear Rap Artists,

Is there any way for me to indicate that I am, indeed, a true player, without elevating my selection of firearms? Would elevating my hands suffice, or perhaps even a less overt act?

-Paul

PS: What should felons elevate to indicate their status as a true player? They generally can't have firearms.

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thegreatdoogie
Jan. 19th, 2006 07:05 am (UTC)
They generally can't have firearms.

they generally can't do whatever it was that made them a felon in the first place, and yet......
noweb4u
Jan. 19th, 2006 07:24 am (UTC)
hah, I'm saying if they wanna stay legit and still show they're a true player. If their felony act was brandishing a firearm, can they reference their criminal filings to demonstrate their level of being a player?
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spheraice
Jan. 19th, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)
Fo Shizzle!
bleakenigma
Jan. 19th, 2006 01:15 pm (UTC)
You need to start by "keeping it real".
dankaye
Jan. 19th, 2006 04:12 pm (UTC)
You've already been injured in a gun-related incident, so you receive mandatory points, or "props", for this.
Next you need to "pimp some ho's" and trick out your minivan.
niteshad
Jan. 19th, 2006 05:43 pm (UTC)
Do self-inflicted gun injuries count for props? If they do, they must count for less than the props for getting shot. Otherwise, we'd see a whole posse of rappers shooting themselves in the ass for the street cred.
noweb4u
Jan. 20th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC)
no, now everyone needs to make rap remixes of me, based on recordings they found laying around the internet.

Might I suggest notaconradio.org?
spheraice
Jan. 19th, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)
mtv help?
Everyone should submit Paul's blazer for "pimp my ride" with a detroit style theme
noweb4u
Jan. 19th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
Re: mtv help?
if I still had it, I would.
niteshad
Jan. 20th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)
Re: mtv help?
Paul's Blazer was Detroit-style. It would totally blend in with any ghetto neighborhood. He definitely didn't need to worry about it being stolen.
noweb4u
Jan. 20th, 2006 01:01 am (UTC)
Re: mtv help?
In fact, I generally left the keys in the ignition when I was stepping away for a few minutes, like leaving it parked in front of a friends house when I went inside for a minute. Usually, someone who leaves their keys in the ignition knows nobody is stupid enough to steal their car, either for safety reasons, or because they're really dangerous people like drug dealers. It's how I let people know that I was a dangerous ass gangsta who "just didn't give a fuck". ;-)
dankaye
Jan. 20th, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
Re: mtv help?
I suggested that about a year ago, back when he owned the Blazer.
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